map the swine

29 Nov

In the past week, 9 Korean celebrities have be struck by swine flu.  They attract the flu like Edward Cullen attracts hormone crazy, obviously blind, fan girls (and the occasional fan boy).

So why are Korean celebs so prone to catching the ‘oinkz’?

7th September, SS501 leader and part-time flower boy Kim Hyun Joong is the first k-celeb (as far as I know) to be diagnosed with swine flu. Oh noes.  Where/who did he get it from?  The answer lies in Hong Kong.  Hyun Joong was spotted in HK with a couple of ladies around 18th August outside a bar.  As everyone knows, HK is like a playground for flu and pandemics in the past decade.  No doubt one of the ladies passed it on when they were getting their kimchi on.

Since then, almost 20 k-celebs have caught the virus:

14th October, K.Will
27th October, 2AM Jo Kwon
3rd November, Gavy NJ’s maknae Noh Shi Hyun
6th November, 2AM Jinwoon
7th November, SHINee Onew
10th November, Lee Seung Gi
19th November, Queen Seon Duk’s Kim Nam Gil
22nd November, Queen Seok Duk’s Lee Seung Hyo
23rd November, f(x) Amber, Krystal, Sulli
23rd November, Wheesung
25th November, MBLAQ Lee Joon
26th November, SHINee Taemin
26th November, MBLAQ Thunder
26th November, Kim Joon

You would think that with tamiflu and other preventative measures, the rate of catching swine flu among celebs would actually decrease.

Of the list above, 76% are male.  A lot of netizens have commented that swine flu is either feminine, or gay.  How uneducated.  What does swine flu do to the person?  Strike them down, making them lethargic, loss of appetite, fever just to name a few of the symptoms, and in the worst case, death.  I don’t think the ladies out there want their eye-candy to die.  I hope not anyway.

If swine flu had a sex, it’s definitely sporting a huge Y chromosome.  Attack them boys, leaving only hot k-ladies.

Genius.

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