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I'M BACK LIKE JAEBUM

16 Apr

WHADDUP.

I thought I’d come back to freeyourwings so bombard you with my rants and whatnot, anything really which I don’t think is appropriate for http://www.asiawhat.com, such as posts with excessive usage of emoticons 🙂 ^^ :O XD ^_^ Q(‘.’Q) 😀 O_O

I can also write the shortest, most pointless and random posts without fear of blemishing the “quality” of asiawhat (huh?)

So here begins my first post.

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HYORI IS SMOKING HOT.

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Thank you for reading.

happy new year!

1 Jan

New Years Resolution? I’m not one who usually makes resolutions, but I want 2010 to be a new beginning for me, a time for reinvention.

Happy new year to you and I hope this year will bring your even more peace, love and music then 2009!

x

proof that women can't park

29 Dec

From BBC news:

A shopping centre in China’s Hebei province has built a car park with wider spaces that it says is designed especially to suit women drivers.

The women-only car park in Shijiazhuang city is also painted in pink and light purple to appeal to female tastes.

Official Wang Zheng told AFP news agency the car park was meant to cater to women’s “strong sense of colour and different sense of distance”.

The parking bays are one metre (3ft) wider than normal spaces, he said.

The Wanxiang-Tiancheng shopping centre had also “installed signs and security monitoring equipment that corresponded more to women’s needs“, he said.

The Global Times website says female parking attendants have been trained to help guide women drivers into their parking spaces. The bays also have extra lighting.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

ninja qoobie needs this!

28 Dec

blood on my hands…

6 Dec

It’s time for my confession.

I have held a deep dark secret in my heart.  Although I have kept this secret for no more than a day, the heaviness in the depths of my heart feels like the entire world is crushing my very soul.

I can no longer allow this secret to crush my spirit further… I need to go to work tomorrow.

And it is you, the reader, that will save my soul by alleviating this weight. I need to share.  I need to live.

I confess… I have finally killed Her.

She lay in front of me, bounded by Her limbs.  Knife in hand, I approached Her.  As she saw the killing object in my hands, Her eyes bulged to a size I thought not possible.  I stood there, towering over Her.  I thought the wait itself was going to kill Her.  I hesitated.  Why must I kill Her?  I have not killed anyone before.  But I must.  Direct orders.  I cannot disobey, or I must face the consequences.  It’s either me of Her.  I choose my life. What other choice can I make?  Her mouth started to foam.  The wait was indeed making Her suffer.

I decided to put Her out of Her misery… Continue reading

career advice

15 Nov

I’ve been catching up on IRIS the past 2 weeks – I gotta say, although it’s full of the typical k-drama cliches, it’s still damn entertaining.  I love espionage movies/TV/novels.

The one thing in common between all the different spy movies/books? Not that spies can kick your ass, or that they have ridiculous technology, or that they have ridiculously high pain barriers.

No, the answer is that the female agents are freakin hot – whether they’re south korean, japanese, north korean, american or british.

So my career advice for all the kids out there?  Join the army and get scouted by the secret agencies – cuz that’s where all the booty is.

1000!

29 Oct

1000_Hits_THANKS_by_V_A_C_A_T_I_O_Nrawr!